cinderlaura:

cinderlaura:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

dadsonvacation:

Pool hat.

Thanks Hannah H.

googlecowboy:

“this tastes like shit”

“how do you know what shit tastes like”

tarastacy-bodhisattva:

“We are the product of 4.5 billion years of fortuitous, slow biological evolution. There is no reason to think that the evolutionary process has stopped. Man is a transitional animal. He is not the climax of creation.”

— Carl Sagan

I KEEP HAVIN PANIC ATTACKS ABOUT THE
THE THING
THE NEEDLE
IM
SHAKIN
AND I JUST CAN’T STOP PICTURING TE NEEDLE SLIDING IN AMD MOW I WANNA BARF

bestsongss:

The Crystal Ship | The Doors

dadsonvacation:

Does this look weird?

Thanks Fred M.

robbiethewabbit:

wow look at how dutiful and loyal to her faith she is, she must have chosen what she felt was right for her and her devotion

oh my god look at this poor oppressed woman why would anyone ever wear their hair covered like that on their own free will it’s our duty to point out how wrong this is

dadsonvacation:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Thanks Danielle Z.

I got a coffee frapp from Starbucks this just tastes like vanilla not coffee at all im